The Date

  
                          "Hey, Baby"                                                "You talkin' to me?"


                  
            "Yeah, you wanna go out?"                "Sure, why don't you come up and see me sometime?"
                                                                    (Okay, it's not original...but she is on a hill!)


          
                  "I'm on my way!"                                "Whoa, take your time there Big Boy, 
                                                                                    I'm not going anywhere."


           
           "Uh, where did you go?"                                  I ask you, does it look like I have even 
                                                                              moved 1" from this same spot since you
                                                                              began viewing our 'date' photos?
                                                                              He may not be the sharpest tool in   
                                                                              the shed, but I do think he is a hottie!   
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            
                                                                                                                                 
                   
     "Oh, there you are Sweetie."                      "Yikes, maybe I need a closer look at this dude!"


                 
"So, uh, Hey!"             "Hey, yourself.                    "No, just bugged by        "Don't worry, I
                               Are you bashful?"                    the paparazzi."               have an idea."              
                                                  

              
     "What?"       "Pretend you see a blimp."                     "What!!!"              "Just trust me."


       
"Okay, but are           "Yep.  One time I really         "So, how long do we do this?"    "Not sure."
you sure your              did see a blimp and then    
idea will work?"          she looked up and watched
                                  it forever!"         


             
"This blimp thing          "Got any better ideas?"               "I'm thinking."              "Me, too."
 isn't working."  


      
"Follow me."       "I'm right behind you."        "Still following me?"        "As fast as I can!
                                                                                                    Check out my back paws!"


            
 "Sooo...How              "Well, it seems I am                   "Wanna dance?"            "Okay."
  you doin'?"         floating on air!  Now look 
                              at my front paws."


    
     "I think we need some 'alone' time!"                    "I agree.  This time, you follow me!"


   
   "I know a special place where we will                          "Wow!!!  What a great time!
    be by ourselves."                                                      Wanna go out again?"             


 
                     "Yep.  Call me."                                                          "What a girl!!!"  
                                                             
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